My colleague C.R. Roberts knows a lot of people in this town, and because a lot of people know him and know where he works, my editors have advised me not to risk being seen with him when I’m eating in public.
I’d like to add one more bit of advice: Anyone who claims to do my job should not do so while sitting next to C.R. Roberts, who watches my back and shares this story:
So I’m at the Hob Nob on Saturday morning. I’m sitting beside two twenty-somebodies and the one next to me orders coffee