This event could be the most talked-about news at a South Tacoma shopping center since Lowe’s closed its store in the middle of the night.
Tacoma’s Hustler Hollywood will host adult film stars Ron Jeremy and Dylan Ryder this Thursday for a two-hour appearance, according to a news release.
Listen, I like my job, so I’m not going to enter those names into a search engine.
But according to the news release announcing their appearance, one of Ryder’s DVD film titles is “This Ain’t Two and a Half Men XXX” (I sense Charlie Sheen would approve). The other can’t be printed on a family blog. (It’s a play on the Kardashian name.)
If this is your cup of tea, you can meet these folks from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. Thursday, April 26, at the store on 8001 South Hosmer Street. They’ll be on hand to take pictures and sign autographs. The first 20 guests get a gift bag of store goodies.
But Pierce County, let’s keep it classy. Don’t bring your kids to this, OK?