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Post by Eric Williams on March 21, 2010 at 1:27 pm with 46 Comments »
March 21, 2010 3:40 pm
Seattle Seahawks quarterback Charlie Whitehurst (Janet Jensen/TNT)

Now that the Seahawks have signed quarterback-in-waiting Charlie Whitehurst, it’s time to make some comparisons to the man behind the brooding beard. Whitehurst already has taken his lumps from both the media and folks on the blog for the long hair and beard he’s sporting these days.

So in honor of my partner in crime Ryan Divish, who’s enjoying the sun in Arizona covering the Mariners in spring training, I thought it appropriate to roll out a create a caption, digging up a few comparisons to our new man Whitehurst.

Feel free to add your own in the comments section.


Like Whitehurst, Bee Gee Barry Gibb was known for having good feet in a limited amount of space, only Gibb used his moves on the dance floor.


Kenny Loggins asked everybody to get Footloose in the mid-80s. Can we expect a revival of the popular dance movie in the Pacific Northwest?

Excuse me Charlie. Officer Frank Serpico is calling from the 1970s and he’d like his beard back.

Gregg Allman offers a tribute to Whitehurst’s southern roots.

A higher calling? Here is Mount Vernon’s Jim Caviezel in The Passion of the Christ.

ESPN’s John Clayton hit Whitehurst with a Grizzly Adams jab when interviewing him on the radio this weekend.

And finally, as my wife pointed out, perhaps bearing the most resemblance to Whitehurst is Matthew Fox, who played Charlie Salinger on Party of Five.

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  1. variable575 says:

    No caption, but has anyone noticed whitehurst has the “bug-eyeds” in stressfull situations. When he’s relaying plays or on the field looking at a defense–eyes are WIDE open. Deer caught in head lights look. There’s a reason why he sat at 3rd string for 4 years–and we shall soon see!!! Ladies and gents, he’s gonna be a bust. Just my hunch though.

  2. variable575 says:

    Has anyone in NFL history(who was a 3rd stinger) ever been pursued so heavily in the same way we pursued Whitehead? If so, was there any measure of success?

    I’d venture to say we’re the first to conduct franchise QB business in such a fashion.

    I bet there are more promising candidates in the CFL! way to go PC, hope you keen eye for talent prevails on this one! :D

  3. chuck_easton says:

    variable,

    A.J. Smith was interviewed and stated that Whitehurst was starting to push Volek for the 2nd string job and was only listed as 3rd string because Volek had started in the past.

    So at least we can start considering him 2nd string which is what he will be here for at least 2010.

    And my caption for the beard and hair is this:

    “So coach, if I offer a hair transplant doner program to matty do you think he’d be more willing to mentor me????”

  4. …………when the one who left us here returns for us at last. C’mon people…

  5. BobbyAyala says:

    Moses?

    I don’t know, I’m getting more of a reality-show contestant vibe from Mr. Whitehurst, and not like a network reality show, something like a Fox Reality Channel Original, where 15 muscle-bound men, and 15 anorexic floozies gather on a deserted island with nothing but booze and condoms. Whitehurst would be the 14th contestant booted off the island. As for

    Variable, pronounced very – ah – blay, I disagree with your sentiments.

    Quote: “Happy trails to Matt, until we meet again.”

  6. variable575 says:

    The movie Conan the barbarian, there’s a scene in the beginning where Conan is a slave and is questioned by his barbarian master. Only before Conan answers the question…”what is best in life”, a guy (who somewhat resembling whitehurst) answers, ” the open step, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist and the wind in your hair”……..(there master emphatically replies) “NO!!!!!! Conan, What is best in life?”

    Conan replies, **in an arnold voice**”To crush you enemies, to see them driven before you and the lamentation of the women”.

    So my caption for the Hurstlocker (get the irony in that one!! play on an ocsar winning movie and the QB that will usher in our draft of JLock!!! ) would be this,”" the open step, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist and the wind in your hair”

  7. Dukeshire says:

    As a fellow beard wearer (I used to have the long hair too but cut that long ago) I applaud the beard. As I said in a previous thread, I suspect this is how bald people felt when the Seahawks traded for Hasselbeck. Don’t cut it or shave it Charlie, stay strong.

  8. variable575 says:

    The Aragorn comparison is brilliant. Can’t get any better than that.

  9. Macabrevity says:

    “Some of these guys wear beards to make them look intimidating, but they don’t look so tough when they have to deliver the ball. Their abilities and their attitudes don’t back up their beards.”

    - Don Drysdale

  10. Dukeshire says:

    By the way; as he’ll be the leader, I’ll go with something a bit more stately…

    http://chuvachienes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/abe_lincoln.jpg

  11. variable575 says:

    BobbyA-

    I retract my last…….

  12. SeahawkFan12 says:

    “Hi, my name is Charlie. I am Seattle’s newest overpaid bust. See you in the unemployment line in a 3 years.”

  13. area51hawkfan says:

    As one of my favorite Cartoon Network stars Johnny Bravo, “Man I’m Pretty” “Whuu, Haa” (insert sound affects here!!! Haha ha, this is funny guys great, likeness Bee Gees… Haha ha ha ha ha

  14. Soggybuc says:

    CW to PC

    “What do you mean grunge is dead?”, “then why the hell did i sign here?”

  15. So easy a caveman could do it!

  16. chuck_easton says:

    Seahawkfan12,

    Whitehurst may or may not pan out, time will tell. But he is FAR from overpaid.

    The guy makes 4 million a yaer. Look around the league that is about the going price for a solid backup in the NFL.

  17. variable575 says:

    You can’t measure QB’s with the same stick as RB’s. Matt just didn’t start performing poorly becuase he lost his ability and/or motivation. Our quickest way back at the top is a rebuild of the OL with Mathew behind center. Rebuild to a competent OL could be done in one off-season, let’s hope it’s this one and lets hope Carroll’s newly acquired ego doesn’t dig us into whole without Matt as our QB for the next 3 yrs!!!! Quit fixing things that aren’t broken!! Quit creating wholes, start filling them!!! :D

    http://www.nfl.com/videos/seattle-seahawks/09000d5d805fe583/2007-Best-of-Matt-Hasselbeck

  18. This caption should bring back some memories for the old timers among us:

    http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/560b8852dc.jpg

  19. Dukeshire says:

    That was fun to watch, thanks.

  20. variable575 says:

    the Hurstlocker @ clemson,

    2004: 7 TD’s/17 int’s

    2005: 11 TD’s/ 10 int’s

    San diego: 3rd stinger for 4 yrs with not one pass thrown during a real game and a bumbload of Int’s thrown during pre-season.

    What do they mean we don’t know what this guy has? We need to see him suck in the regular season to before knowing anything?

    WOW.

  21. Dukeshire says:

    Audible – That’s great. Reminds me of one of the funniest SNL skits of all time, to me at least…

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/72438/saturday-night-live-barry-gibb-talk-show

  22. Dukeshire says:

    Sorry, that’s not the original from 2003 that’s the one I intended to post. I think it’s been taken down. In any case…

  23. MattandCindy says:

    “I wonder how much a bottle of Head & Shoulders runs here in Seattle?”

    Look at the picture….that’s exactly what he’s thinking.

  24. Buttercup2Hawks says:

    Many of you may not remember another pretty good QB with a beard out of
    Oregon. Whitehurst does look alot like him, a little bigger and more mobile.

  25. Fouts = Charlie Wierdbeard Whithurst?

  26. Hey Coach!
    I will also need all my disciples.

  27. Hey fishguy! There ‘s something wrong with my my big fish.

    go hawks. Im4 BM

  28. OH! Antione yes

  29. Jesus, save us!

  30. JoshManRock says:

    I agree with Dukeshire. Stay strong and keep the look, not many people can pull it off. Be your own man.

    Plus, its an easy target and some of the comments are seriously funny.

    And the Passion of the Christ pic is a dead ringer! so…

    “I’m rootin for ya Jesus!”

  31. Accross the world I am also known as Yetti, Sasquatch, Abomanable Snowman, Skunk Ape, Gigantapithicus, Qualili-ma, and many others.

    Maybe if we are lucky he will be known as the 2nd coming of Dan Fouts

  32. To be the second coming of Dan Foutes, we would need John Jefferson, Wes Chandler, Charlie Joyner, Kellen Windslow, Chuck Muncie and James Brooks.

    Forsett is fine, Carlson is more than fine, and Housh is a bit like Joyner, but there’s no way Whitehurst can be Foutes if he has a terrible OL and most of his skill position players are bad in comparison.

  33. I swear that people really think that this is the Hawks next long term QB. If so, why was he only signed to a two year deal? Oh wait, let me answer that one, he is only going to be a stop-gap QB while the Hawks develop their QB of the future. Unless of course Whitehurst is lights out then they can make their decision on what they want to do with him.

    Chances are the Hawks do draft a QB in the later rounds, and that will be their guy they can throw into a competition with Mike Teel down the road. The QB’s in this years draft aren’t really all that great from an NFL standpoint, and the ones coming out next year can probably be lumped in the same boat.

  34. Macabrevity says:

    Someone mentioned that Whitehurst is NOT overpaid! It ain’t true!

    We overpaid in terms of draft picks given to acquire a 3rd string QB.

    And take a look at some guys who did NOT make 5 million last season;

    Vince Young
    Mathew Stafford
    Jason Campbell
    Billy “I own Charlie Whitehurst” Volek
    Matt Leinart
    Mark Sanchez
    Chad Henne
    Seneca Wallace
    Alex Smith
    Tony Romo
    Kevin Kolb

    And just for fun…Matt Hasselbeck’s base salary last year? 5.25M.

    The early moves by the Carroll/Schneider front office reek to high hell people. If they are this good at bringing in backups like Clemons and Brockwurst, I can’t wait to see when they actually land a starter.

    Here’s the link for salaries;
    http://content.usatoday.com/sports/football/nfl/salaries/playersbyposition.aspx?pos=144

    I’m not entirely sure that the Romo salary listed is right….

  35. Sazqwatch says:

    “Hey Seattle! Nice to see you!”

    Seattle Seahawks…feeling groovy with Charlie.

  36. Dukeshire says:

    BenderHawkFan – Were you aware he also sang duets?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FArZxLj6DLk

  37. Dukeshire says:

    BenderHawkFan – Were you aware he also sang duets?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FArZxLj6DLk

    Whitehurst is the motherflippin’…

  38. devoncream says:

    “I haven’t shaved since my last start in the NFL”

  39. mojjonation says:

    On the Vatican website today, it was reported that the Seattle Seahawks have traded for Jesus Christ. When reporters asked JC what his plans were for the South Alaska Seahawks, JC replied “take some snaps, hand the ball off a few times, throw a few passes, maybe a few touchdowns, of course a lot of hail mary’s, and we can’t forget miracle come from behind victories”. One league official, who will remain anonymous, stated that rest of the league has decided to give the Northwest Trojans the Lombardi trophy, since “not even god can beat them”. When PC was asked if the offense will be known as “The Desciples 11″, he said “only god knows that”.

    In totally unrelated news…..Al Davis’ head just burst into flames.

  40. nighthawk2 says:

    “He’s the anti-Hasselbeck. He has hair, can throw the ball more 20 yards downfield and doesn’t have an obnoxious sister-in-law. And best of all, he looks like Sylvester Stallone in the movie with the greatest name ever, Nighthawks!”

  41. I’m pretty damned concerned with the state of the Hawks when we have to bring in Jesus Christ as our QB.

    Then again, maybe he could do the old loaves and fishes magic trick and have enough pass attempts to keep Housh, Marshall AND Terrell Owens happy at the same time…and enough wine to keep the fans sedated for two years of rebuilding.

    Radem

  42. Where’s the Larry LaRue comparison shot?

  43. Aaron Rodgers. He looks kinda like Aaron Rodgers.

    Oh, wait, that is a favorable comparison… sorry. I’m sure he’ll suck, as the worst coach in Seattle history signed him. WHY DON’T YOU GO HELP SOME UNDER PRIVLEDGED PEOPLE YOU AWFUL PERSON PETE CARROLL!

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