Sure Eric didn’t get to the Senior Bowl like the other paper in the area, which means he misses out on seeing sights like the one above.
Yes, that’s Alabama nose guard Terrence Cody … and I will give you a moment to brush your teeth after vomiting.
That’s kind of gross on so many levels. It’s even worse perhaps than his former teammate Andre Smith and his mooby experience at last year’s combine.
Anyway, here’s a link to a story from SI.com about Cody and teammate Javier Arenas, who is considerably smaller than him. Cody weighed in at a whopping 370 pounds. Our boy Rob Rang at NFLdraftscout.com projected him as a second round pick, but he might be dropping.
Lord–have–mercy!!!! I come back from lunch and that’s what scorches my retinas!?!? I thought those guys learned their lesson from Andre Smith’s shirtless weigh-in seismigraphic event last year.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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Some guys in prison are probably cutting out those pics for the man-boobs and wallpaperig a cell with them.
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The Texans have hired Greg Knapp as their QB coach… BETTER NOT DRAFT SHAUB IN YOUR FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE NEXT YEAR!
Nah, he and Dre are just too good of a QB/WR combo. They’ll still put up huge numbers DESPITE Knapp.
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I was about the eat supper, as it’s almost 6:00 here on CST. I may have to reconsider. Maybe Weight Watchers needs to borrow some of these photos for people in their clientel. Heck, if you’re going on a diet, cut out the photos, put them on your fridge and look at them each time you think about opening it up to get something to eat.
Terrence Cody will eat anything (and store it in a boob) that doesn’t eat him first. Of course, Andre Smith may eat Cody.
Yuck!!!
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Seriously bro, if your gonna throw something like that up there you should at least follow it up with a palette cleanser. Hell, a naked picture of Rosie O’Donnell would be less nauseating than those two… well, maybe not.
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Those photo’s inspired me to not eat donuts for the rest of my life….
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Judging by the look on his face, he is well aware that his photo will be used for biggest losers everywhere. He should be ashamed of himself.
Teams don’t want to draft him because they can’t afford the daily meal ticket. Just not right.
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I’m surprised that Divish didn’t have a caption on the Andre Smith photo like:
“There’s really a box of cookies on the head of the cameraman and that’s the reason Andre Smith is moving so ‘quickly’ towards him.”
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Ah Man, these photos might make one toss their biscuits or just give up on saturated fat altogether. Nonetheless, If we can draft a couple dudes say about 50 to 75 lbs less than these two with a little athletic skill for our offensive line, well heck, Matt could probably easily pull out another 4-5 years. “and all I’m saying is give Pete a chance.” Word up Seahawk Nation.
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Oh yeah, there’s a cool video on the seahawks website about giving Pete a chance. Ya’ll should check it out.
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Geez… I know it takes a huge man like that to play Nose Tackle in the middle of a 3-4 defense, but if it means I have to look at more pics like that one I will be more than happy to see Pete Carroll stick with the good-ol 4-3!
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370 lbs of fighting trim(?) Dan Williams is only 329, could you do a side-by-side photo?
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I don’t know that Cortez Kennedy looked much better shirtless, but if there were a 21 year old clone of Tez out there I’d draft him. Cortez did actually run a 4.8 40 yard dash, and I do remember him once chasing down a running back with decent speed 40+ yards downfield in the pros (can’t remember who the back was though.)
Some human beings just accumulate fat in awkward areas – which is why liposuction and plastic surgery exist.
The usual remedy for such fat accumulation is a strict diet, but that’s not an option for a 300+ lb lineman.
It’s rare that a man can be naturally huge (320+ lbs) and cut. Usually such a specimen is a product of chemistry. At least, if the guy’s body looks terrible, it’s very likely he’s not on steroids, and his body structure is naturally capable of supporting such weight.
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There is going to be an Calendar featuring the biggest, baddest moobs in the NFL. On second thought I think the NFL needs to just hire a shirt monitor and if one of these moob owners wants to show his tata’s (or are they mama’s) they should hold the shirt down.
Who ever is advising these guys should do a better job. Bad press, but funny in a sick kinda way. Can’t wait for Mayock to start rating linemen by moob size.
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What the?
Is that dude measuring Cody with a T-Square instead of calipers? What an enormously hideous man-chick.
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This should come with a Surgeon General’s warning!!
“CAUTION! VIEWING THESE IMAGES MAY CAUSE STOMACH ERUPTIONS!!”
What does the comic Gabriel Iglesias say about the “6 Levels of Fatness?”
1. Big
2. Healthy
3. Husky
4. Fluffy
5. DAMN!
6. Oh, HELL no!
This is at LEAST the latter!!
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