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Post by Ryan Divish on Dec. 10, 2009 at 3:09 am with 29 Comments »
December 10, 2009 3:19 am
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1. This guy’s name is Ndamukong Suh and the Hawks should be willing to trade Darryl Tapp, Deon Grant, Red Bryant, Cory Redding and six Sea Gals to move up in the draft to get him.

2. According to ancient Asian scripture, Ndamukong Suh roughly translated means “way better than Patrick Kerney.”

3. Ndamukong Suh = BobbyK’s lifelong mancrush.

4. Ndamukong Suh. Hell, a team can dream can’t it?

5. Ndamukong Suh –  sometimes being a quarterback is just overrated.

6. If it wasn’t for the “four-letter network” and their unrequited love for Tim Tebow, this guy would be winning the Heisman on Saturday.

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  1. Dukeshire says:

    Donkey Kong seeks to destroy Mario and Pauline, er, the NFC West.

  2. ArterioZ says:

    “There’s the guy who stole my cookie!”

  3. “Whoever drafts me will be getting a future Hall of Famer. And since the Seahawks like to wallow in mediocrity, it probably makes too much sense to trade up for me.”

    “You drafted Aaron Curry last year. I eat punks like that for breakfast.”

  4. 2. According to ancient Asian scripture, Ndamukong Suh roughly translated means “way better than Patrick Kerney.”

    Yeah, because college performance ALWAYS adds up to pro-level performance lmfao.

  5. Dukeshire says:

    Bobby – Here’s something else you’ll like about him; he’s a NW kid. He’s from Portland. It’s too perfect.

  6. MEhawkfan says:

    “Oh S***!” (From the perspective of #46)

  7. seahawklovertoo says:

    Asian? Suh is 3/4 pure African (1/2 Cameroon & 1/4 Nigerian, I think) and a 1/4 African-American.
    I would agree with RADEoN if above wasn’t the fact. I am sure Mr.Suh knows that “half” of Africa is watching him and looking up to him. There is HUGE amount of pride along with the natural talent that figures here in him being over-all #1 pick. If we could trade bodies for the #1 pick (and still keep out top 3 picks) , I’d give ANY 3 (three) of our players. I was waiting to see what he does against the Texas. After his demolishing of their OL like he did, I too am sold on him.
    Captions : Longhorn #46 : ” Why didn’t I try to get ping-pong scholarship instead?”

  8. In my dream future, when he wears #93 for the Hawks (after Terrill pursues his music career in 2010): You see one of me now Kurt, you’ll see 3 of me after this…

  9. seahawklovertoo says:

    and still keep our top 3 picks

  10. Dukeshire says:

    seahawklovertoo – Haven’t forgotten about you. I’ve been a little busy but “the plan” will be up soon. Lol…

  11. RADEoN – I never said college performance equals pro performance. Simply put, I’ve seen too much of him to know he’s going to be a stud in the NFL. I could be wrong, but I’d be willing to be a lot that I’m not. For the record, it is well documented that I don’t think Tim Tebow is ever going to be a very good pro even though he is one of the best college football players of all time.

  12. “I have to get drafted by Cleveland, Tampa, or St. Louis next year? Please, can I just stay at Nebraska?”

  13. Somebody said you were bogarting the last of the pizza!!!

  14. Uh oh…the triptophan is kicking in.

    Do these pants make my ass look fat?

  15. “Am I Warren Sapp? Or am I Steve Emtman?”

    Steve Emtman
    drafted #1 – 1992
    highest-paid DT in NFL history
    2 knee surgeries
    8 career sacks
    6 year career

    Warren Sapp
    drafted #12 – 1995
    96 career sacks
    13 year career
    pro bowl 1995
    D player of the year 1999
    Super Bowl 2002

    Other D linemen selected in the 1992 draft after Emtman:
    DE Sean Gilbert – #3 – pro bowl
    DT Chester McGlockton – #16 – pro bowl
    DE Robert Porcher – #26 – pro bowl
    DT Joel Steed – #68 – pro bowl

  16. gunndawg says:

    Our next ‘Tez

  17. “Give up the strap, man. Coach gave specific orders: find the ball carrier.”

    “I’ll now learn ya why they call me a Cornhusker!”

  18. “Suh-ee, Suh-ee, Suh-ee!”…………chant from Qwest Field heard as far away as Minnesota.

  19. torinaga says:

    “I’ll make you forget all about Grant Winstrom”.

  20. those aren’t longhorns players in that photo.

  21. seahawklovertoo says:

    Duke, I can wait as long as it takes. I don’t know if the other posters feel the same though.

  22. Dukeshire says:

    Lol, I’m sure everyone in on pins and needles.

  23. FireRuskellNow says:

    Man at least Ruskell isnt around anymore, he thinks colin cole and craig terrill are starting quality DTs

  24. seahawklovertoo,
    I wasn’t inferring that Suh was Asian. I’m Asian — well at least half — so I was referencing some of my family’s ancient scripture.

  25. hawkforever21 says:

    “Damn I wish them Seahawks would stop winning so many games, or they’re not gonna be able to draft me! Cuz I’m gonna be way gone before their pick comes up!!!”

  26. area51hawkfan says:

    “I am Lion hear me roar!”

    Listen up all of you well wishers just stop the Fanasty Island crap, Suh will be drafted by the Lions. Detroit could use some D-Line help, no QB’s, no WR’s, TE, maybe a OT.

    It’d be nice, but I really don’t think he’ll be there when the Hawks pick. So now who are the stand outs that Hawks can snag. I saw one mock draft showing the Hawks picking Bradford with the first, and OT from I think Iowa, I forget his name.

  27. How do you do? My name is Suh. Now you gonna die!

    J.Cash’s Boy Named Suh.

  28. Draft analysts widely believe that Ndamukong Suh’s ability to overcome the zone nipple-twisting scheme will make him a top-5 pick in 2010.

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