A certain someone just sent me the transcript of the soon-to-be-legendary floor speech of Rep. Gary Alexander, R-Olympia.
I’m speechless. Read on:
Scene: Monday’s House debate on the budget
From the rostrum: “Thank you. Further remarks? The good gentleman from the 20th district, representative Alexander.”
Stage right, Rep. Alexander:
Thank you, Mr. Speaker.
First of all, I just want to thank you, Mr. speaker.
The good lady from the 36th district, the good lady from the 24th district, and the good gentleman from the 44th district for their respect, cooperation, and the budget deliberations, both in our appropriations committee and on this floor today.
Very much appreciated.
Mr. speaker, many people say that a picture is worth a thousand words.
Well, today Mr. speaker, I wish I had that picture, because my thousand words are going to be hard to all put out here today, unfortunately, just because of my throat, but I’m going to try.

I’m going to try, Mr. speaker, because actually, a nine�‘year�‘old granddaughter from the gentleman of the sixth district painted this picture, but I can’t put it up on the board behind you, so I’d like to paint it for you, Mr. speaker, and the members here in the chamber.
Here’s the picture. I thought perhaps it, too, was part of the trip… but no, it’s a real picture.
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