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Tag: zombie apocalypse

June
21st

Would you survive the zombie apocalypse?

Avoid this area in Olympia to improve your chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse. (2010 file photo, Steve Bloom)
Avoid this area in Olympia to improve your chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse. (2010 file photo, Steve Bloom)

With “World War Z” hitting movie screens, Washington Post writer Howard Schneider muses on how well various politicos would fare in a zombie apocalypse.

If they’re super-fit and fat-free, are they better off when the dead rise? Or would New Jersey’s Republican governor, Chris Christie — the self-proclaimed “healthiest fat guy you’ve ever seen” — fare better in a food-deprived environment with his stored surplus energy?

My money’s on someone with skills that would allow him/her to head out into the wilderness and live in a zombie-free zone – probably someone with a military background who has gone through survival training and can use a weapon (remember, only a head shot will kill a zombie).

Here’s the entire article:

By Howard Schneider
(c) 2013, The Washington Post

At a reported 6 to 8 percent body fat, will Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) survive the zombie apocalypse?

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