When it’s over, will we call it …

The Great Recession?

The Great Decession?

The Great Repression?

The Mediocre Depression?

The Waterboarded Economy?

The Flip-That-House Hangover?

Irrational Indigence?

The Binge and Purge?

Derivative Diarrhea?

The Cave Bear Market?

The Great Sheriff’s Auction?

Was it a recession or was it a depression? That depends … did you lose your job?