Several blogs play this game where they come up with funny, snarky, angry, bitter, sarcastic captions for photos.
Here’s a few of mine for the photo above …
1. The end is near. The end is near. Armageddon is upon us.
2. Unfortunately, this is not an elaborate and procrastinated April Fools Joke.
3. Alex Rodriguez celebrates winning a World Series (this is not a typo, I wish it were. But it isn’t)
4. To quote the bulk of the Mariners fans I cover:
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!”
Followed by …
“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”
Big phony holds up big trophy without the use of performance enhancing drugs.
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A-fraud is a jerk, but wow, the women that he gets……..!
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Apparently greed, fraud, and infidelity do pay off.
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Moments later, a large sea gull poops on the world series trophy with just enough force that A-Rod looses his grip causing a severe concussion, he will unfortunatelly miss the first half of next season. Although this type of injury doesn’t usually take that long to recover from, A-Rod is an unusual case because his head is so big from thinking he is so great, the recovery time is extended.
In an effort to get on the field quicker, A-Rod once again attempts to use performance enhancers, unfortunately he raided Manny’s medicine closet and instead he finds himself pregnant, and again amazes the medical community. 9 months later A-Rod gives birth to a beautiful baby goat.
It’s a little long for a caption but you get the jist
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“First Purple-Lipped American Wins First World Series Title”
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“Money is the root of Evil (Empire)”
or
“Money Can’t Buy You Love” (but it can buy a World Series ring)
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Moments after ARod was seen hoisting the trophy, ESPN reported that Kate Hudson was traded to Franklin Gutierrez
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First centaur makes history by winning World Series.
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“But wait! There’s 30 Flags on this trophy – I’ve nailed more women than THAT!”
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The best line I heard a few weeks ago .. (SNL?).. commenting on kate hudson’s rumored pregnancy.. ‘if true this would be the first time alex rodriguez has been able to produce in october’ or something to that effect.
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No PayRoid, it’s not your’s to keep. There are other people on the team.
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