So, you want to know Ichiro Suzuki.
In Saturday’s victory over Kansas City, he pushed his hitting streak to 19 games and made a marvelous running catch before banging his knee into the center field fence.
Asked afterward how his knee was, Ichiro grinned.
"My knee is still my knee," he said. "My knee is not my butt."
You can’t argue with the logic, but did he really answer the question?