I learned a long time ago to keep a safety helmet on hand for those times when the sky is falling.
What? The Supreme Court says same-sex couples can marry? Uh, oh! There goes democracy. The sky falling!
What? Obamacare is constitutional? Darn? A victory for Obama! The sky is falling!
What? States’ rights don’t prevail over individuals’ rights to vote, no matter the color of their skin? The sky is falling!
What? Women get to vote? That is against God’s will! The sky is falling!
What? The Earth really does circle the sun? I’m telling you, I need to …