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Tag: kim jong un

Dec.
22nd

SONY: Lighten up, Dear Leader

(Sung to the tune of “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer”)

Kim Jong-Un Got Run Over by a Reindeer

Dear Leader got run over by a reindeer,
Walking near his palace Christmas Eve.
You may say there’s no such thing as karma.
But as for me and Sony, we believe.

It’s always Christmas for Dear Leader.
He’s been busy getting fat.
Eating pork while kids are starving.
Surfing porn and finding movie sites to hack.

There’s nothing funny about North Korea,
Except for poor Dear Leader’s hair.
It doesn’t go with

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April
15th

NKOREA: Kim Jong Un is the ‘mouth that roared’

Obviously North Korean leader Kim Jong Un isn’t the brightest egg in the omelet, but he is smart enough to know that if he launched an attack on America he would only have a few minutes left to write his will.

He must have seen the movie “The Mouse That Roared” and decided to try something similar; if he didn’t have the capacity to throw the world into turmoil the whole situation would be comical.

No one knows for sure what has caused him to become so angry, but my guess is that he looked in the mirror when he

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