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WORLD CUP: U.S. needs soccer to relieve mental arthritis

Letter by Alfred K. LaMotte, Steilacoom on June 29, 2010 at 10:52 am with 4 Comments »
June 29, 2010 10:52 am

Re: “World Cup fever cools down quickly” (letter, 6-25).

The U.S. needs soccer. I am appalled by provincial letter writers who unfavorably compare soccer with baseball.

Psychologists at partially accredited universities in California have proven that soccer, not sex, is the key to human development. They estimate that the average Brazilian will have soccer 1 million times, whether married or unmarried. This is why Brazilians usually choose to dance rather than walk.

Conversely, early childhood soccer deprivation accounts for the high levels of anxiety and arthritis in the United States. What else explains why, on a clear summer day on Safeco Field, a man would stand in the same spot for three hours watching one teammate repeatedly throw a ball into another teammate’s glove and call this a sport?

Watching the World Cup is good for you. And soccer is the most beautiful game. I’m picking Brazil over Spain, 2-1.

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  1. ValleyTarts says:

    Prediction;
    Brazil 2 Argentina 0

  2. readingthelatest says:

    This was a letter to the editor?

  3. I’m curious…why is it Fred that even something as benign as this gets turned into and “us vs. them” issue for you?

    Must we choose soccer OVER baseball? How silly and childish your commentary on the latter.

    What IS behind your constant sparring for a fight; perhaps some passion in you that was stuffed in the name if some religious doctrine or another?

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