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TEA PARTY: Alternative available to liberals

Letter by Michael E. Arndt, Tacoma on May 24, 2010 at 11:30 am with 9 Comments »
May 24, 2010 11:30 am

In response to the tea party movement, I’ve been thinking maybe an organization of “Coffee Klatchers” that give praise and honor to our president and guardian would be the ticket. We are, after all, all citizens needing tending and direction.

Members could endorse all bills signed into law by the president and rally around the new health bill. Members could cheer the continued efforts of the president’s current war, enthusiastically laud the bailout of the banks and the money given to the automakers.

Members could promote the EPA in its thoughtful efforts to control every aspect of our environment. The earth should not be disturbed, nor the whales or fishes of the sea distressed, the air should be pure and never polluted and the mantle of our United States unscathed by man’s appetite and gluttony for earth’s bounty.

Members could advocate legal taxed marijuana for the gladness of all Americans. The Klatchers in essence will be the gracious Americans that a progressively changing nation requires for greatness.

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  1. Humm, I doubt the group you are targeting could find their way to a meeting. Randomly, though, they are easy to spot.

  2. You should have stayed with the decaf.

  3. “an organization of “Coffee Klatchers” that give praise and honor to our president”…
    You mean like ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, CNN, The NYT, etc……

  4. tubbythetuba says:

    *chuckle* Good sarcasim!

  5. I believe they already have such an organization, it’s called the demokrat party.

  6. Roncella says:

    frosty, Your Exactly Right, Its The Democratic Party Lead by President Obama, Reid, Pelosi,and all the Dems. in the Congress….Oh Yea….

  7. aislander says:

    Good one, Michael, and I suggest the coffee be sweetened with Kool Aid…

  8. huffington says:

    Is this letter for real?
    “Members could cheer the continued efforts of the president’s current war”-REALLY, wow, these wars are now Obama’s fault?”
    “Members could promote the EPA”- thank god we have one!
    “the air should be pure and never polluted and the mantle of our United States unscathed by man’s appetite and gluttony for earth’s bounty”- Again, god I hope so!

  9. Yea Huff… the writer’s a real goofball… huh?

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