Blue Ridge National Parkway officials in Virginia say they have an “epidemic” of naked men running loose in their park this spring. Sounds a little strong, but we can’t say for sure because we aren’t quite certain how many naked men constitute an epidemic.
Here’s a statement released this morning by the National Park Service:
On the morning of May 1st, a suspect fleeing from the Virginia State Police for a speeding violation entered the park in the Love Gap area. Shortly after coming onto the parkway, he lost control of his vehicle, resulting in the vehicle flipping onto its